Modern Family Here I Go Again
Mitch and Cam, Modern Family
On this week's Mod Family, it was time for our favorite families to cutting loose (fancy-free) for Luke and Manny's much-anticipated start schoolhouse dance. Manny, being the elderly 12 year-one-time that he is, was having a sartorial crisis because he didn't own a teal pocket foursquare. Heaven prevent! A turquoise bra, offered up by Gloria, was definitely non an appropriate commutation. And so Jay started upwards the family telephone tree to find one.
Turns out, Phil is not a pocket foursquare kind of guy. Mitchell didn't have one, but of class, Cam owns pocket squares in teal, aqua, and sea foam! Beginning down, Team Jay and Cam! But wait a infinitesimal. Flag on the play. The teal pocket square had been loaned to Andre. And thank goodness it was, because that sent Jay, Manny, Luke (who was having his own Incredible Hulk mode crisis), and Phil to the mall for new dance duds.
After Phil let someone else swipe his parking spot and his space in the checkout line, Jay couldn't help just teach a lesson to the boys about what being a man is all about. "Never let someone take what is yours!" Also: Feel free to brand a man cry in the mall because his canis familiaris died.
Phil, fed up with Jay e'er giving him a hard time, went crazy (even for Phil) equally the Oasis for Men man preemptively sprayed the fragrance in Phil's face up. Don't effort this at home, kids. Repeatedly spraying cologne in another human's face up will land y'all in mall jail. In the slammer dorsum room of the mall, Jay told Phil he had his own tough father-in-law, Grandpa Lucas, who was just a sweetheart after that stroke mellowed him out. I love it when these two bond. Who knew it would take Phil attacking the perfume guy to go far happen?
Over at the school, Claire was prepping for the trip the light fantastic and acting out because Gloria was made her co-chair. Plain the school but asks for volunteers so that anybody feels included when all along they only really want Claire to do it. It's her thing (merely like Halloween), and Gloria was stealing all of Claire's thunder by looking also pretty and arranging tables with such grace. But they too had a heart-to-middle, albeit with more tears, and Claire got over her piffling contest with Gloria, unstuffed her bra, and headed back to the trip the light fantastic toe floor. Aww.
Meanwhile, Cam and Mitchell were enjoying a prissy 24-hour interval in the park with Lily until both dads got incredibly defensive when a playground mom accused Lily of biting her son. Co-ordinate to Cam and Mitch, she was just playing everyone's favorite game: Let'southward Arraign the Gay Dads! But remember, straight parents raised Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, and…Naomi Campbell. Cam assured the worried mother that should Lily ever misbehave, they would exist all over her "like white on rice" which is non in whatever way meant to be offensive.
As it turned out, Lily was merely teething. On people. But can you arraign her? She's got ane dad who pretends to eat her feet and another who constantly uses his teeth like a "multi-tool." (And also, she's a toddler.) So they took to the Castilian Inquisition website mommy forum to find some parenting tips. Cam wasn't happy with the options: have a hobo yell at her, put a pinch of pepper in her rima oris (☺) or waterboarding (LOL). Eventually, the dads (sort of) came to terms with the fact that their petty angel isn't always and then angelic. Next week: Come across Cam and Mitch take on Lily's hitting! I wish. Cam's reaction to the mommy forum was priceless.
NEXT: ten best lines/moments from "Dance Dance Revelation"
My 10 best lines/moments from this week'south episode:
10. "At this charge per unit, I'grand going to miss the first trip the light fantastic toe…at my wedding!" –Mall Rat Manny
9. Phil trying to teach Jay how to pronounce "Dunphy." (Admittedly, I like this so much because it reminds me of another classic sitcom in which a main character tries to larn French.)
8. "Here we go again with the hamlet." –Manny to Gloria almost her constant references to where she comes from in Republic of colombia. (And my message to Gloria: Please don't stop talking about your village.)
7. "Or you could just be dainty and pay information technology forward. They don't brand movies out of bad ideas." –Phil sharing his anti-tough philosophy with Jay
6. "She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Information technology's it a petty soon?" –Claire shooting down some other ane of Gloria's trip the light fantastic toe ideas
five. "You know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?" –Mitchell to Cam, who worried that Lily is prone to flashbacks
iv. "Pretty presently you get some hair on your breast, you start answering the phone, and people don't think you're ladies." –Jay to Manny and Luke nigh looking forward to being men, which involves more than than just shopping for fancy outfits.
iii. "Don't bite my head off! I'k not a pack of batteries." –Cam, who has a daughter who bites, and a partner who stings
two. Luke learning that mannequins don't have a wiener, which is just a nicer word for penis in example you didn't already know. (Modern Family: Funny and educational!)
i. "She fleck me! Ow! She did it again! It'south like Twilight back hither!" –Cam discovering that Lily does, in fact, bite
Oh, and to all y'all parents out at that place: Here's to hoping you don't raise a serial killer. But if you practise happen to have a biter, endeavour this song:
Accept a bite of apple, accept a bite of a pear
Have a seize with teeth of the cookie that y'all left over there.
Hither's one thing you should never do:
Don't seize with teeth Taylor, or Brandon, or Sue!
Because people aren't rude; people aren't nutrient.
Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chewed.
And every bit a side annotation, private parts are individual.
What did you think of "Dance Dance Revelation?" Did y'all miss Haley and Alex? The daughters of the Dunphy association were noticeably missing this week. And what other 1-liners did I miss? Talk over this calendar week'south Modern Family below!
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Mitch and Cam, Mod Family
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Source: https://ew.com/recap/modern-family-season-2-episode-10-danc/